I was innocently eating my Asian Spinach Salad* when, suddenly, my plastic fork exploded, sending shrapnel across my desk. I looked down, trying to figure out what had happened, and discovered that, during the explosion, said fork had torn a jaggedy line in my finger, which was now seeping blood.
Luckily, I spent 18 summers on the staff side of a Boy Scout camp so I was prepared and had a stash of ancient band-aids in my desk.
Luckily, I spent 18 summers on the staff side of a Boy Scout camp so I was prepared and had a stash of ancient band-aids in my desk.
believe me, its much scarier looking in person, especially now that its slightly infected
*apparently to qualify as "Asian", the salad merely has to contain crumbled up ramen noodles
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