House Person - Inner Room Person

I am a domestic goddess.
I clean, I cook, I iron, I even compost.
I use all my groceries before they rot.
I grow and dry my own herbs.
I freeze food for nights when I don't feel like cooking.
I own a clothesline so I can follow washing instructions to line dry.

Today I used a crockpot and olive oil from a can.
Today I obeyed the speed limit and conserve gas.
Today I folded my socks and towels - both bath and beach.
Today I ate only one tiny piece of sheet cake, my favorite.
Today I air-dried my hair so the ends wouldn't split.
Today I brought my re-useable bags to the grocery store.

So pleasing.
So proficient.
So practiced.
So polished.
So perfect.
So predictable.