Waxing Beautiful

I looked down at my toes during Sunday School and almost died of disgust - crackling nails, dirt around my cuticles from the garden, rough heels...gross. Luckily, having a Real Job means that I can afford the occasional splurge so I headed to Foxxy Nails after work today.

I decided to do the full pedicure/manicure treatment. The pedicure went great. My legs got some sort of spa treatment - hot towels, a bright blue mud mask and some rock salty exfoliant. Felt great. With "Kangarooby" carefully applied to my toes, I moved into place for the manicure. My Nail Technician applied lotion and was massaging my hands when she looked up and into my face. All of the sudden she said "You want waxing? Your eyebrows and lips?"

Horror! If she hadn't been spreading pink goo all over my hands, I would have brought them up to hide my face in shame. I was so mortified that I agreed immediately to the eyebrow waxing. I couldn't bring myself to admit that I had a hair problem on my upper lip...